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字词一样,意思大变样,这就是中文(汉语)

肖青根 d0ca3940-b761-1036-9117-ef16cba5f6da | ‎ | 2 Comments ‎ | 96 Views

字词一样,意思大变样:

1.如果你到了,我还没到,你就等着吧;如果我到了,你还没到,你就等着吧。

2.夏天能穿多少就穿多少;冬天能穿多少就穿多少。

 

顾客:豆腐多少钱?老板:两块。顾客:两块一块?老板:一块。顾客:一块两块啊?老板:两块。........

 

校长:校服上除了校徽别别别的,让你们别别别的别别别的你非得别别的!

学生不服气,反问校长:今天下雨,我骑车差点摔倒,好在我一把把把把住了,才顺利来到这里。

听到小龙女动情地说:“如果没有过过过儿过过的生活,那就不叫过过生活,我也想过过过儿过过的生活”。

唉!你看到王刚了吗,王刚刚刚刚走,他报怨说小明明明明天要带他去玩的。

麻麻说:你得背背背背佳才行。

我有一个小本本本本本来很干净的,后来被我弄脏了。

我想梦梦梦梦过得梦。

最后多亏跑了两步,差点没上上上上海的车。

小俪说:我也想等等等等等过的车。

请问:用毒毒毒蛇毒蛇会不会被毒毒死?

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