胃穿孔
患者：“哎哟，哎哟，我的胃疼死啦!”
大夫：“别紧张，先检查一下……噢，你是胃穿孔，先服一片止痛片吧!”
患者：“哎哟，大夫，我的胃还在疼啊!”
大夫：“是吗?大概是止痛片从穿孔的地方漏出去了!”
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