老和尚问心爱的两个徒弟：“怎么样才能让猫乖乖地去吃辣椒?"
徒弟都愣了，心想猫是不吃辣椒的，也绝不可能乖乖地去吃辣椒啊!
大徒弟说：“最好的办法就是灌!捏着鼻子往嘴里灌，它就吃了。”
二徒弟说：“依我看，还是饿它三天，然后把辣椒拌到鱼肉饭里。”
老和尚还是摇头。
“那么师父您老人家有什么高见呢?"
“很简单嘛，你把辣椒水涂到猫屁股上面。猫屁股辣，不得不舔。舔的时候自鸣得意，又心甘情愿。那不是吃了辣椒，还要感谢你的恩典了吗?”
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