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朱玉娟 d1fb6640-b761-1036-92de-ef16cba5f6da zyujuan1@kinlong.cn | ‎ | 64 Views

一位犹太富豪走进一家银行,来到贷款部前,大模大样地坐了下来。

“请问先生,您有什么事情需要我们效劳的吗?”贷款部经理一边小心地询问,一边打量来人的穿着:名贵的西服,高档的皮鞋,昂贵的手表,还有镶宝石的领带夹子。

“我想借点钱。”

“完全可以,您想借多少呢?”

“1美元。”

“只借1美元?”贷款部的经理吃惊地问。

“我只需要1美元。可以吗?”

“当然,只要有担保,借多少,我们都可以照办。”

“好吧。”犹太人从豪华的皮包里取出一大堆股票、债券等放在桌上:“这些做担保可以吗?”

经理清点了一下,“先生,总共50万美元,做担保足够了,不过先生,您真的只借1美元吗?”

“是的。”犹太商人面无表情地说。

“好吧,到那边办手续吧,年息为6%,只要您付出6%的利息,一年后归还,我们就把这些股票和作保的证券还给您……”

“谢谢……”犹太富豪办完手续,便准备离去。

一直在一边冷眼旁观的银行行长怎么也弄不明白,一个拥有50万美元的人,怎么会跑到银行来借1美元呢?

他从后面追了上去,有些窘迫地说:“对不起,先生,可以问您一个问题吗?”

“你想问什么?”

“我是这家银行的行长,我实在弄不懂,你拥有50万美元的家当,为什么只借1美元呢?要是您想借40万美元的话,我们也会很乐意为您服务的……”

“好!既然你如此热情,我不妨把实情告诉你。我到这儿来,是想办一件事情,可是随身携带的这些票券很碍事,我问过几家金库,要租他们的保险箱,租金都很昂贵。我知道贵行的保安很好,所以嘛,就将这些东西以担保的形式寄存在贵行了。由你们替我保管,我还有什么不放心呢!况且利息真是太便宜了,存一年才不过6美分……”

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