从前有一对懒夫妻，男的向来不洗脸，女的向来不刷锅。
有一天有个小偷来家里偷工具，家里很乱找不到什么值钱的，正难过时，被男主人发明了，岑寂中偷了锅就跑！
于是男主人从速去追！
过片刻，男主人返来了，跟妻子说，“那贼见我追上来，转身朝我脸上扎了一刀。只是幸而我向来不洗脸，脸上满是污垢，他一刀没扎透，哈哈哈！”
妻子苦口婆心的说：“没事就好。看，幸而我向来不刷锅，他偷走的只是上面那层污垢壳！”
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